1. The Shriek She Made When She Died Was Erased By The Sound of Lightning
2. He Was Shot By One Of Brian’s Children Holding The Cats Hostage In A Cardboard Box
3. They Watched Him Detonated On The Linoleum Twisting
4. She Began To Cry Tears Of Blood Which Became Little Brick Houses When They Hit The Ground
5. She Spoke To It Through A Clock Radio In A Dream And Woke As A Cloudburst Obliterating Her Civilization
6. Eric And Kitty Both Die Within A Month Of Each Other, Red Stares At The Coffee Table
7. Someone Painted A Giant Paperclip On The Sidewalk Right Where You Fell
8. He Secretly Collected Tragedies Under The Guise Of Learning From Past Mistakes And Moving Forward
9. He Became A Crooked Steeple In A Dusty Old Snow Globe Nobody Had Turned Over In Years
10. Crazy Painted On Eyebrows Staring Out The Front Window Eating Hot Dog Buns
11. He Shit Out His Own Skeleton And Wore His Floppy Flesh Like A Trench Coat
12. Say School Bus Yellow 17 Times Then Say Your Own Name And Cry